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SOLID GOLD
Hundreds of hand-cut facets. Every one of them shines. It does not mine anything. It just sits there looking expensive.
$GPU · ON SOLANA
GOLD
PUSSY
The only GPU that is never out of stock. No fans. No drivers. Just 24 karats of purr.
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COMING SOON
8-BIT24 KARAT
CLICK THE CAT TO PET · PETS: 0
WHAT IS $GPU?
Everyone wants a GPU. Nobody can find one. So we made one out of solid gold, and it is a cat.
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ZERO FANS
Runs completely silent. The only noise is a soft purr when the chart goes up. Cooling is done by lying in the sun.
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NINE LIVES
Dips happen. The Gold Pussy has eight more lives than your last coin. It always lands on its feet.
SPEC SHEET
Official hardware specs. Read them before you buy a normal graphics card like a normal person.
MODELGPU-24K
TICKER$GPU
CHAINSOLANA
SUPPLY1,000,000,000
TAX0%
MEMORY9 LIVES
COOLINGSUNBEAM
POWER DRAW1 TREAT / HR
RAY TRACINGYES, IT IS SHINY
IN STOCKALWAYS
HOW TO BUY
Four steps. Easier than building a PC.
- 01
GET A WALLET
Download Phantom on your phone or as a browser add-on.
- 02
GET SOME SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your Phantom wallet.
- 03
OPEN PUMP.FUN
Paste the $GPU contract address from the top of this page.
- 04
SWAP FOR $GPU
Pick how much SOL to swap, confirm, and pet your new gold cat.